The J-Walk Blog, among other goodies, points at a site that turns any website into a screenplay. So guess what I did?

FADE IN.

INT. TRENDY CAFE

WINONA RYDER is lovelorn and sad. She is complaining to her best friend BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT) about the lovelorn and sad state of her life.

WINONA RYDER

Oh, BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT), do you think that I will ever find my true love? I am so lovelorn and sad. Surely, you, as my best friend, have some wisdom to offer

BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)

Sorry, but to set everything up properly you must first run XRay once from an Administrator account.

WINONA RYDER

Yes, you said that from the very beginning, didn't you? Oh, if only I'd listened to you,BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT).

...

She shoots angrily again. LEONARDO DI CAPRIO comes running up.

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO

I must talk to you, WINONA RYDER. I can explain.

...

BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)

This mode builds a smaller, faster program without debugging symbols and other encumbrances.

WEDDING GUESTS

Hear, hear.

BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)

Well, all of this usually takes several hours and is extremely tiring.

Everybody laughs

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO and WINONA RYDER

Hahahahahaha!!!! Oh BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT). You are one of a kind.

THE END

Story of my life…