{"id":2332,"date":"2003-04-21T12:19:48","date_gmt":"2003-04-21T15:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=353"},"modified":"2010-05-09T00:09:13","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T03:09:13","slug":"smiling-green-eye-boob-salt-pepper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2003\/04\/21\/smiling-green-eye-boob-salt-pepper\/","title":{"rendered":"Smiling Green Eye Boob Salt &amp; Pepper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m desperately overworked when I spend too much time surfing sites like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magnificent-obsessions.com\/\">Magnificent Obsessions<\/a>. This led me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whowouldbuythat.com\/\">Who Would Buy That?<\/a> (auction oddities from all over the web), which in turn points at {drum roll}&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=13928&amp;item=3210702322\">Smiling Green Eye Boob Salt &amp; Pepper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/dozz111111111.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/>.<\/p>\n<p>This is a work of genius, or of a very sick mind. Probably both. Yes. I want one. A pair, I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m desperately overworked when I spend too much time surfing sites like Magnificent Obsessions. This led me to Who Would Buy That? (auction oddities from all over the web), which in turn points at {drum roll}&#8230; Smiling Green Eye Boob Salt &amp; Pepper. . This is a work of genius, or of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-2332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-photo","tag-humor"],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Rainer Brockerhoff","author_link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/author\/rbrockerhoff\/"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1q3Zc-BC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}