{"id":2247,"date":"2003-05-26T14:06:21","date_gmt":"2003-05-26T17:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=457"},"modified":"2010-05-08T23:56:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T02:56:18","slug":"the-tailor-of-a-cat-cat-prin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2003\/05\/26\/the-tailor-of-a-cat-cat-prin\/","title":{"rendered":"The tailor of a cat CAT PRIN"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, that’s the actual name of this page<\/a>, where you can find cat clothes – or rather “transformation kits” for your cat. Among other hilarities, there’s marvelous Engrish<\/a> like this:<\/p>\n

1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. “It has changed just for a moment”. [ “it being very dear” or ] You will pass pleasant one time.<\/p>\n

2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.<\/p>\n

3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. “– be flooded — a way — good — having done one’s best — ! — “<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’d quote more and post one of the photos, but at the bottom they say:<\/p>\n

Unapproved reproduction of a report, a photograph, voice data, and image data is forbidden found in this special feature article.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Many thanks to Karen Marcelo<\/a> for posting this at Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes, that’s the actual name of this page, where you can find cat clothes – or rather “transformation kits” for your cat. Among other hilarities, there’s marvelous Engrish like this: 1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. “It has changed just for a moment”. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-2247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-humor"],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Rainer Brockerhoff","author_link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/author\/rbrockerhoff\/"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1q3Zc-Af","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}