{"id":2241,"date":"2003-05-31T13:17:20","date_gmt":"2003-05-31T16:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=465"},"modified":"2010-05-08T23:54:34","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T02:54:34","slug":"the-3rd-annual-nigerian-email-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2003\/05\/31\/the-3rd-annual-nigerian-email-conference\/","title":{"rendered":"The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the official site of <a href=\"http:\/\/j-walk.com\/blog\/docs\/conference.htm\">The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am  Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United  Front of Sierra Leone.<\/p>\n<p>I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an  excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest  trust, security and confidentiality between us.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Keynote Address:<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Hamza Kalu&#8217;s adds some historical perspective in his keynote address is titled, &#8220;From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Workshop:<\/p>\n<p>Grammatical errors: What&#8217;s the optimal number?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8221;I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE.&#8221; &#8211; Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now why didn&#8217;t I think of that&#8230;? <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"icon_lol.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the official site of The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference: I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone. I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-2241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-humor"],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Rainer Brockerhoff","author_link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/author\/rbrockerhoff\/"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1q3Zc-A9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}