{"id":2154,"date":"2003-09-05T20:43:39","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T23:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=574"},"modified":"2010-05-08T23:31:27","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T02:31:27","slug":"whos-on-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2003\/09\/05\/whos-on-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Who’s on first…"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Walkenbach writes the J-Walk Blog<\/a>, which is one of my all-time favorite weblogs. Today<\/a> was a typical day for John, linking to Pencil Ads<\/a>, Guitars for Girls<\/a>, Baby Names<\/a>, Advances in Wine Cork Technology<\/a>, The WD-40 FAQ<\/a>, and Satan’s Laundromat<\/a>, to cite just a few. I could go on and on…<\/p>\n

Today’s favorite is “Who’s on first”<\/a> by Lincoln Spector:<\/p>\n

Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?<\/p>\n

Thanks. I’m setting up a home office in the den, and I’m thinking of buying a computer.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mac?<\/p>\n

No, the name is Bud.<\/em><\/p>\n

Your computer?<\/p>\n

I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mac?<\/p>\n

I told you, my name is Bud.<\/em><\/p>\n

What about Windows?<\/p>\n

Why? Does it get stuffy?<\/em><\/p>\n

Do you want a computer with Windows?<\/p>\n

I don’t know. What do I see when I look out the windows?<\/em><\/p>\n

Wallpaper.<\/p>\n

… {two pages of this snipped}<\/p>\n

Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well. Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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