{"id":2097,"date":"2003-12-04T15:10:52","date_gmt":"2003-12-04T18:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=707"},"modified":"2010-05-08T23:06:49","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T02:06:49","slug":"solipsism-gradient-the-screenplay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2003\/12\/04\/solipsism-gradient-the-screenplay\/","title":{"rendered":"Solipsism Gradient: The Screenplay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/j-walk.com\/blog\/\">J-Walk Blog<\/a>, among other goodies, <a href=\"http:\/\/j-walk.com\/blog\/archives\/031201.htm#04-04\">points at a site<\/a> that turns <a href=\"http:\/\/www.astonishingtales.com\/php2\/miscellany\/webscreenplay\/index.php\">any website into a screenplay<\/a>. So guess what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.astonishingtales.com\/php2\/miscellany\/webscreenplay\/screenplay.php?filename=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brockerhoff.net%2Fbb%2Fviewtopic.php\">I did<\/a>?<\/p>\n<pre><code>FADE IN.\r\n\r\nINT. TRENDY CAFE\r\n\r\nWINONA RYDER is lovelorn and sad. She is complaining to her best friend BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT) about the lovelorn and sad state of her life.\r\n\r\nWINONA RYDER\r\n\r\nOh, BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT), do you think that I will ever find my true love? I am so lovelorn and sad. Surely, you, as my best friend, have some wisdom to offer\r\n\r\nBROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)\r\n\r\nSorry, but to set everything up properly you must first run XRay once from an Administrator account.\r\n\r\nWINONA RYDER\r\n\r\nYes, you said that from the very beginning, didn't you? Oh, if only I'd listened to you,BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT).\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nShe shoots angrily again. LEONARDO DI CAPRIO comes running up.\r\n\r\nLEONARDO DI CAPRIO\r\n\r\nI must talk to you, WINONA RYDER. I can explain.\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nBROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)\r\n\r\nThis mode builds a smaller, faster program without debugging symbols and other encumbrances.\r\n\r\nWEDDING GUESTS\r\n\r\nHear, hear.\r\n\r\nBROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT)\r\n\r\nWell, all of this usually takes several hours and is extremely tiring.\r\n\r\nEverybody laughs\r\n\r\nLEONARDO DI CAPRIO and WINONA RYDER\r\n\r\nHahahahahaha!!!! Oh BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT). You are one of a kind.\r\n\r\nTHE END<\/code><\/pre>\n<p>Story of my life&#8230; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_wink.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"icon_wink.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The J-Walk Blog, among other goodies, points at a site that turns any website into a screenplay. So guess what I did? FADE IN. INT. TRENDY CAFE WINONA RYDER is lovelorn and sad. She is complaining to her best friend BROCKERHOFF.NET (SOLIPSISM GRADIENT) about the lovelorn and sad state of her life. WINONA RYDER Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-humor"],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Rainer Brockerhoff","author_link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/author\/rbrockerhoff\/"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1q3Zc-xP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}