{"id":1643,"date":"2007-03-07T14:39:46","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T17:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/bb\/viewtopic.php?p=2104"},"modified":"2010-05-08T17:55:03","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T20:55:03","slug":"apple-unveils-new-product-unveiling-product","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/2007\/03\/07\/apple-unveils-new-product-unveiling-product\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/fakesteve.blogspot.com\/\">Secret Diary of Steve Jobs<\/a> points at a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/apple_unveils_new_product\">brilliant Onion piece<\/a>. Wish I&#8217;d written that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Get ready for the future of product introduction,&#8221; said Jobs, looking resplendent in a black turtleneck and faded jeans. &#8220;The iLaunch will be able to make announcements from this, or any other stage, making human participation in generating consumer awareness almost entirely unnecessary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Before today, I couldn&#8217;t imagine paying $12,000 for a product-unveiling product,&#8221; CNET editor Jasmine France said after the presentation. &#8220;Now I can&#8217;t imagine living without it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after Jobs&#8217; address, Microsoft announced that they are working on a similar product, the Launch-O, due to debut in 2009.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs points at a brilliant Onion piece. Wish I&#8217;d written that&#8230; &#8220;Get ready for the future of product introduction,&#8221; said Jobs, looking resplendent in a black turtleneck and faded jeans. &#8220;The iLaunch will be able to make announcements from this, or any other stage, making human participation in generating consumer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","tag-humor"],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Rainer Brockerhoff","author_link":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/author\/rbrockerhoff\/"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1q3Zc-qv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brockerhoff.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}