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May 8th, 2008 Quay 1.1 released; small bug fixes. April 25th, 2008 Quay 1.1fc1 released; "final candidate". Many bug fixes, also does Smart Folders. April 10th, 2008 FolderSweep is source code to sweep over a given folder and (as required) subfolders and files, looking at attributes and even file contents where necessary. March 3rd, 2008 Quay 1.1b3 released; new features, bug fixes. February 12th, 2008 Quay 1.1b2 released; supports Mac OS X 10.5.2. February 6th, 2008 Quay 1.1b1 released; a complete rewrite, lots of new stuff! November 30th, 2007 Quay 1.0.1 released. Bug fixes, some new functionality. November 27th, 2007 Quay 1.0 released! November 23th, 2007 Quay updated to version 10.b6 (public beta). November 18th, 2007 Quay updated to version 10.b5 (public beta). November 16th, 2007 Quay, version 10.b4 (public beta) published. September 13th, 2007 Flipr (source code to flip windows using CoreImage) has been updated. August 19th, 2007 Nudge Contextual Menu 1.2 now has separate "Nudge" and "Touch" menu items. April 12th, 2007 PathProps is source code to get volume/device properties for a file path. December 24th, 2006 Flipr is source code to flip windows using CoreImage. September 1st, 2006 RBSplitView 1.1.4 has finally arrived, check it out. August 24, 2006 Nudge Contextual Menu 1.1 now runs on PowerPC and Intel Macs, and does more. May 30, 2005 RBSplitView 1.1.3 is out, and all that sort of thing. May 12, 2005 RBSplitView 1.1.2 yadda, yadda. May 7, 2005 RBSplitView 1.1.1 is out... Apr. 24, 2005 RBSplitView 1.1 is out. Time to do something else, hehe. Mar. 14, 2005 RBSplitView 1.0.4 is out. Mar. 4, 2005 RBSplitView 1.0.3 is out. Feb. 28, 2005 RBSplitView 1.0.2 is out. Feb. 14, 2005 Moved the source code page to a more convenient location; sorry for the mix-up. Jan. 27, 2005 RBSplitView 1.0.1 is out. Jan. 1st, 2005 The source code page is up, with version 1.0 of RBSplitView as the first item. Dec. 31, 2004 I'm up and running on the new hosting provider: DreamHost. Everything appears to be working fine... Happy New Year for everybody! Aug. 5, 2004 XRay 1.1 for Mac OS X is out! Check out the release notes. This is a bug-fix release. All users should upgrade. Feb. 3, 2004 The Nudge Contextual Menu 1.01 for Mac OS X is out! This version has a much better installer and some tweaks. Details here. Jan. 29, 2004 The Nudge Contextual Menu 1.0 for Mac OS X is out! (This has been superseded by 1.01, see above.) Jan. 23, 2004 Some revisions to the The World's Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer. Jan. 20, 2004 Zingg! 1.4.1 is out! This is a bugfix release. Version 1.4 shows application icons, fixes a few bugs, and has some user interface refinements. See the release notes for details. This update is for 10.2 (Jaguar) and later versions of Mac OS X. Dec. 30, 2003 Zingg! 1.3 is out! (This has been superseded by 1.4, see above.) This version has more options to set up the application list for greatly increased speed, and some user interface refinements. See the release notes for details. This update is for 10.2 (Jaguar) and later versions of Mac OS X. Dec. 4, 2003 Saiu o AEXXI Updater 1.05 que permite rodar o "Aurélio Século XXI" no ambiente Classic! Detalhes aqui. Nov. 29, 2003 Fax Alert Installer 1.0 for Panther is out! Details here.

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